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Cat

How the fuck don't you know what a god damn CAT IS you mongoloid. Why would you even look that up on the Urban dictionary? There are actually fucking dictionaries for real words you retard.
If you don't know what a cat is, you probably don't know what a sentence is either.
by Bigger Lebowski October 6, 2017
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CAT Aspirant

Normally, has no time to read this because phatti padi hai.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.
CAT Aspirant: Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, Algebra se lagta hai!
by KyaKarLoGeJaanKe November 25, 2021
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Cat shyt

Your a peice of cat shyt!
by bitchplz5150 August 11, 2022
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Cats-frumunda

Hellions bent on destruction or used like the curse word mf'er. Or a not too offensive hot raunchy sex-stank.
As in: that's the same cats-frumunda that I smelled last week or; are you the cats-frumunda

ones that stole my ceramic peter pan statue and did that cemetery vandalism?.
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cat

most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.
person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'
by the duck thing December 20, 2022
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FUcks cat

Man 1: Moans Fuck Cat
Man 2: Moans let's suck your cat together
Man 2: let the lesbian Woman being begin
UWU fuck my cat with me babu
*FUcks cat cutely
by anonymous March 31, 2021
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