Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

Penis

A woman pleaser that makes them squirt and then go back to the kitchen

oh yes pls penis me

by poopdoh January 16, 2019

Penis Rabies

When a person gets so excited about something they start frothing from the tip of their dick

Dude have you seen the new Fallout trailer? That shit looks so good it gave me penis rabies. I had to change pants after I saw the trailer!

by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse June 12, 2018

Penis

Ugly and wrinkly🤢

This penis is eww

by Peanut17 June 13, 2018

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

Penis boy george

A really cool dude who has a huge penis

Joey: yo that guy is so cool
Sam: yeah what a penis boy George

by jasperr June 17, 2018

penis

a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.

Man, look at his huge penis! It's so hairy and I want to fucking lick it so bad!

by h2008 June 17, 2018