Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.

Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger

by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023

Mattress

A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.

That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.

by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023

Mattressidal

When you are so tired or aroused, that you are practically dying to get into bed.

While texting late at night with his girlfriend, he became seriously mattressidal.

by Bryce Morganthau April 4, 2023

Matthew Scott Vincent

An average, dirty blonde, hazel-eyed, tubby white guy who happens to be multi-talented, but also hates himself completely, loves metal music, and weed

Look at that depressive shit, he must be a Matthew Scott Vincent

by StonedWolf13 April 8, 2023

Matthew Chávez

Lil peep radio

Listening to lil peep radio by Matthew chávez

by thatf00 April 10, 2023

Matthew Arnold School

A mentally asylum or a Prison

“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Matthew arnold school.”
“Oh.. right..”

by jedthefed April 10, 2023

Mattoed

When a female gets sexually destroyed. And I mean D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D. To the point where she almost can’t take it, but it feels so good she can’t reject it. The clapping of the cheeks dictates if she’s getting fucked or if she is at the point of getting Mattoed. Most commonly performed by men with the names Ygor or Machete.

Damn, Victoria’s looking extra good tonight. She’s most definitely getting her shit Mattoed….

by James-stark12 April 12, 2023