The worse and most deadly succubus this world has seen, being far more evil than satan, far more lustful than Slaanesh, and far more diseased than Nurgle, beyond an avengers level threat, she has threatened to find her friends nephew who is barely of legal age, just to fuck him, and having done it with 1000 men, in just one day, planning to go for 2000 men in the same amount of time, with no rules, no safe word, no regard for her own life or the herds of sheep-men marching toward their doom, if any man on your life mentions interest in participating, or interest in her in general I urge you to make them seek help, from a therapist and a priest, for lust incarnate has taken hold upon their soul, and if you can not, either from them not listening or you not having the funds or means to, then kill him, for death by stabbing or gun or infinitely more merciful than them having their body split in two by all the diseases they WILL contract from Bonnie Blue.
Person 1:Yo dude did you see Bonnie Blue is doing a two thousand man challenge?
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
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Introducing indie post-R&B group Current Blue, known for their profound impact on the living room hyper-pop pop scene and connections to Kevin Bacon.
They are also accredited with the creation of the hydrogen powered vehicle, to much debate from cynics.
Introducing indie post-R&B group Current Blue, known for their profound impact on the living room hyper-pop pop scene and connections to Kevin Bacon.
They are also accredited with the creation of the hydrogen powered vehicle, to much debate from cynics.
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