best friend 

You know when you are best friends when you get drunk together after the kids fall asleep and watch porn together.

When you ask your best friend to feel your legs if they are smooth enough for the guy you are seeing tonight.

When your best friend holds your eye lids open so wont you fall asleep.

Casi: Youre my best friend?

Haha, I cant think of any of examples

best friend by Mmalita February 28, 2009

Friendster 

A person who receives valuable gifts from strangers located thousands of miles away and who regretfully accepts it.

Santo Claus...You are the definition of Friendster.

Friendster by Kenneth Cole July 16, 2008

Friendship

Friendship means buying movie tickets for each other.

H: "I feel bad that you're paying for me!"
W: "That's the meaning of friendship!"

Friendship by Vinny Brander August 28, 2013

Friendshit 

When you are a true friend with someone who is desperately searching for anything wrong you do to end your friendship

Abbey: Me and amber are not friends anymore

Anne: omg why?
Abbey: because I told her that I don’t like her taste of clothes which I believe it didn’t hurt her but she asked people about me and tried to end our friendship because I have a bad past
Anne: that’s a real friendshit there

Friendshit by 11.ask July 17, 2018

mimosa tree friendship 

a relationship though initially close soon dissolves

We must have had a mimosa tree friendship. At first we did things together, talked a lot, but when I changed jobs, we lost touch.

mimosa tree friendship by Una Malachica April 10, 2008

Ruin The Friendship 

(Also known as RTF)

A significant and well known Dream X Reader fanfiction found on Wattpad and AO3 written by user Ethotlliot.

“Can you believe Lo hasn’t read Ruin The Friendship yet?”
“I know, what a loser. It’s the best fanfiction ever.”

Ruin The Friendship by certifiedfregley January 26, 2022

Friend Bandit 

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.

Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.

Friend Bandit by Jefferson C July 8, 2007