The painful condition that ensues in your fingers or your thumbs after excessive amounts of texting or Blackberry Messengering (BBM). A far distant cousin of carpal tunnel.
After five contiuous hours of foreplay and sex with my girlfriend over Blackberry last night...I've got a severe case of finger tunnel.
That bleak empty feeling of guilt after masturbating.
Particularly after masturbating to obscene pornographic images or images resembling family members
That porn seemed really good until I finished & the five finger fallout came over me.
Sometimes I wish I could enjoy bestiality without the five finger fallout.