big black monkey 

a scary monkey that is black, can't swim, and fast as fuck

omg that big black monkey stole from me!!!!!!

big black monkey by KarsCaulk December 1, 2022

but he's black

A phrase that makes a regular achievement seem better just because that person is African American.

You: Hey dude, John has a 2.7 GPA.
Friend: Okay, that's not really that good.
You: But he's black.
Friend: 2.7? That must be some type of record. He should get into Yale.

but he's black by jigganut January 2, 2015

men and black that shit 

The thing you wish would happen after a really awkward moment, like you could just pull something out of your pocket and make everyone there forget everything.

Totally fell on my face at school the other day, so embarrassing. I wish I could've men and black that shit.

men and black that shit by Justin.Farrr March 3, 2015

Michael Ian Black 

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.

"The State" sucked but those 80's deals on VH1 are great thanks to Michael Ian Black and company.

Michael Ian Black by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

Rebecca Black 

A young girl hoping to become a "new Justin Beiber" with her new song "Friday"

Except for the fact that her lyrics are shit
She can't sing
& she's VERY unattractive.
The only reason people watch her video is to make fun of it.

Rebecca Black: "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end"
Scarred listener: Shut the fuck up you 12 year old hoe!

Rebecca Black by bitchplease6969696969 April 11, 2011

big black nigger balls 

really yummy

those are sum really yummy big black nigger balls

big black nigger balls by yanisu November 25, 2021

smoking a black 

Smoking a black and mild cigarette. Tobacco.

He's smoking a black, but I told him it's weed.

smoking a black by SageMage November 25, 2017