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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
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beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
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Nut

To refer in a “noun like form” to something that is a “wtf” type of action the simple existence of one.
Ex: The dress Emma put on was nut!

the dress was so bad you would say “wtf” whenever you saw it; therefore, you would use nut in a sentence as such!
by that/n!gga June 11, 2021
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crazy nuts

a word that my friend alyssa and i came up with on the phone that pretty much means insane
by Haha kylr November 20, 2020
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nut weggie

When your underwear get stuck between yur nut sack and yur thigh....
-KidDoloDinero
Friend: Why r you diggin down by yur dick
You: I'm pullin out my nut weggie bro shuts uncomfortable
by Nut Weggie February 20, 2015
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Nut Boo

When you scare somebody within 3 second of them nutting.
"Dude I just nutted and then you texted. You kinda scared me"
"Lmao nut boo"
by That short gay bitch November 18, 2021
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smuggling nuts

Its soo cold I'm smuggling nuts
by Sextra1 November 8, 2018
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