In the complex world of Churham-spacetime physics, numeric values do not operate as expected within the rules set forth in the current real-world Einsteinian theory of General Relativity. The effects of gravity on particles, particularly of particles comprising beings exerting physical forces counter-acting the forces of gravity, are reduced significantly - often by up to 50% - of their Einsteinian General Relativity counterparts.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
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