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Mr. Wrinkles

Mr. Wrinkles is the best dog name ever. He is usually a pug, with a very wrinkly face. Very dumb, very good boy. Loves food, and has missing teeth.
1: aww ur dog is so cute good boy oh he’s dumb too

2: yeah, he’s a Mr. Wrinkles
by Mr-wrinkles-the-dumb-pug February 6, 2021
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mr. needle

AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.
Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.
by imakanyemess September 23, 2016
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Mr. Krabs

A god among the ordinary fish of Bikini Bottom.
"All hail the mighty Mr. Krabs!" They all shouted, praising the real god of the world.
by Hydrated Hoe April 28, 2021
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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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Mr. Fats

Mr. Fats, Lowkey BEST dog in the ENTIRE world. Mckayla's dog is the best. Yes, everyone wants THEIR dog to be the best because its their dog and they love them very much. BUT NO! MR. FATS IS THE BEST SO YALL SHUT UP!
"Mr. Fats should be Number 1 dog in my opinion! - Love, Trinity."
by TrinxBaku June 25, 2021
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Mr Krees

When you try to say Mr Beast, but you accidentally place a minecraft chair
Mr Krees, to say Mr Beast but accidentally place a minecraft chair

Harrison- Hey have you see that new Mr. Krees Video

Ed- You fucking idiot that's a minecraft chair
by fergus brennan March 13, 2024
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Mr Egg

a wonderful among us bean in the seiries GameToons, which is a shitty animation and storytelling company that likes money. mr egg is an amazing, british, pink/orange/maroon, cute among us character in among us logic. a seires that wasnt shit.
human 1: my favorite character in aul is mr egg!
human 2: didnt he replace mr cheese?
human 1: the gentleman replaced mr cheese dumbass
by yeetydagamerr July 16, 2022
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