Fortnite kid

Someone under the age of 18 who plays fortnite obsessively that does not play a sport, after school activity, or socialize atleast 1 hour per day

“I’m such a big fan of fortnite, i have 10 thousand hours!” “No john, you are a fortnite kid.”

by MacMillerLover9000 January 11, 2023

kanipans kid

KaniPans Kid is a idiot who is smart but doesnt use his or her brain and they act dumb also they are very adventurous and they are made out of aluminium. A.k.A me

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by KaniPans Kid YT September 11, 2020

Kids

Something not everyone needs, which is a stigma pushed by society. I'm sure many like them, but I just don't see the hype or worth. Kids are characterized (by me) as annoying, noisy, whiny, and cringy. Thankfully, you can avoid having them if you sterilize your wife. See examples of people not wanting them.

*Example A
Me: "I don't want Kids and I want a wife who agrees and wants to be sterilized to protect from having such monsters"
*Example B
Mr. Waternoose from the 2001 computer-animated movie Monsters Inc:
"There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child, a single touch will kill you!"

by REDBOSS2008 August 3, 2024

swimming kid

A kid or teen who gives off the mood that makes you think "he definitely has swimming lessons".

"Person 1: Hey, not to be mean, or doesn't that kid look like he does some type of sport?"

"Person 2: Oh, yeah, he does have some swim meets."
"Person 1: Thanks, I could tell that kid was a swimming kid or other kid who does a competitive sport."

by theswimkid2001 May 20, 2024

Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc

Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"

by StrokeOnMyLickOnMySuckOnMyCock June 21, 2021

kull kid

The word a robloxian uses when trying to say cool kid but can't spell

"I'm such a kull kid"

by Robloxian diamond miner96 October 1, 2018

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.

Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025