A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
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Blues Fan #1: Geez, where can I hear some good blues now that I'm out of Gitmo' but can't get into the states?
Blues Fan #2: Aww. Bummer dude. You should buy some snow shoes and move to Fat City. They've got it all. Canadians invented the Blues.
Blues Fan #2: Aww. Bummer dude. You should buy some snow shoes and move to Fat City. They've got it all. Canadians invented the Blues.
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