Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam

Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 08, 2019

Fart fairy

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 28, 2020

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

mouldy fart

Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.

Person 1: Im going to shave my head.

Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.

Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.

by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024

Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019

fart bottler

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.

i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.

by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017