A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.
Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
by kgb123 September 1, 2013
Get the Jon's balls worthmug. A boy named nick who is white 6'4 and has the tiniest balls in the whole world and was fucked by 5 black guys
by Big balls Steve June 11, 2016
Get the Lil balls nickmug. An anime in which the plot is made up of the bad guys wanting to destroy or take over the planet because they can, the good guy killing the bad guys by blowing up the planet and killing everyone, and the only response to planetary genocide being: "Oh, don't worry! We can just bring them back with the Dragon Balls!"
The fights consist of screaming, cheesy dialogue, screaming, sending little kids into warzones to fight aliens who won't hesitate to kill them, screaming, the idiot not moving out of the way of an attack when it's still charging, screaming, the idiot STILL not moving when the attack finally fires, screaming, and the idiot F#$*ING STILL NOT MOVING even though the attack takes a few seconds to reach them, and a dash of screaming.
Also, the fanbase is SO toxic (ever heard of one that isn't?). Here are real examples I've seen with my thoughts added:
1. Goku is God. No... just... no.
2. All the punches are at light speed But why did that regular old human sees all the punches perfectly clearly?
3. Goku is a universe buster. Can you prove it in a way that isn't "he's stronger than blah" and use evidence and feats?
4. Chichi solos the "blah"verse. Sure... a normal housewife can defeat armies of Soul Reapers, demon lords, supernatural beings capable of destroying entire landscapes, monster armies, alien kings that can blow up planets, and mages, huh?
5. Dragon Ball Z is the best anime ever. Actually, it's a matter of opinion.
The fights consist of screaming, cheesy dialogue, screaming, sending little kids into warzones to fight aliens who won't hesitate to kill them, screaming, the idiot not moving out of the way of an attack when it's still charging, screaming, the idiot STILL not moving when the attack finally fires, screaming, and the idiot F#$*ING STILL NOT MOVING even though the attack takes a few seconds to reach them, and a dash of screaming.
Also, the fanbase is SO toxic (ever heard of one that isn't?). Here are real examples I've seen with my thoughts added:
1. Goku is God. No... just... no.
2. All the punches are at light speed But why did that regular old human sees all the punches perfectly clearly?
3. Goku is a universe buster. Can you prove it in a way that isn't "he's stronger than blah" and use evidence and feats?
4. Chichi solos the "blah"verse. Sure... a normal housewife can defeat armies of Soul Reapers, demon lords, supernatural beings capable of destroying entire landscapes, monster armies, alien kings that can blow up planets, and mages, huh?
5. Dragon Ball Z is the best anime ever. Actually, it's a matter of opinion.
Dragon Ball Z has one of the biggest fanbases ever. Too bad that fanbase is also one of the most rabid ones ever as well.
by KingAnonymous February 27, 2018
Get the Dragon Ball Zmug. Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.
by Snookism August 29, 2010
Get the Big Ball Of Fucknessmug. When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.
Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial
by Pasmc January 15, 2022
Get the Blue ball nuttingmug. "Dude, I heard jeff took his wife to the ballet last night, you should totally go bust his balls"
Guy: "Hey princess, did you wear your best frilly dress to the ballet last night?"
Jeff: "Shut up A hole. I only went so she would put out"
Guy: "Hey princess, did you wear your best frilly dress to the ballet last night?"
Jeff: "Shut up A hole. I only went so she would put out"
by ll. Wess May 17, 2016
Get the bust his ballsmug. “hey john what’s your dad up to these days?”
“oh he’s just in need of some cock and ball torture,”
“what’s his number?”
“oh he’s just in need of some cock and ball torture,”
“what’s his number?”
by why is my classmate lowkey hot March 5, 2021
Get the cock and ball torturemug.