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Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts
dude you smell like "grandma nuts"
by Isamsmart November 3, 2019
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nut huggin fuck

Nut huggin fuck is a male and or female who cant get enough of them nuts, and or will do ANYTHING to hug them testis.
That nut huggin fuck better back off my manz balls before i remove his.
by PoochTHAdondadda May 9, 2021
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Blind nut

Like a blind date, but for sex
“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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Deez Nuts

Something you say when you are out of ideas or when you think you are funny.
You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts. Ha! Gotem.
Friend : Ffs
by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017
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num nut

whoah vicky is a num nut!
by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 26, 2018
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The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.
"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"
by Satanic man August 26, 2017
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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 10, 2013
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