Penis

killer slong

(which is totally mine *cries* my is really small)

hey bbg come jump on my mega sized penis

by hornyhisokadidit27 June 13, 2021

Penis case

The thing you keep your fucking dick in.

A Pussy is my penis case.

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020

Penis

A man's second brain.

My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.

by Borislav February 16, 2017

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.

Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020

Penis

Something you put in a vagina

Rick- Yo man I wanna stick my penis in her va jay jay

Bob- same man

by rchandler17 March 25, 2021