STUBBLE NUTS 

Its when youre three days out from your last nut shave, and the stubble causes a rash on your partners chin and ass cheeks.

Beth: Maggie, what happned to your face?
Maggie: That goddamn Chuck has a bad case of stubble nuts, it's killin me!
Beth: Lets go buy him some edge gel or somthin'!

STUBBLE NUTS by Uncle Kurtie May 6, 2007

The Nutshack 

It's the Nutshack! A Filipino-American Adult Cartoon, which aired in 2007.

A lot of people will tell you the cartoon has below average animation and should never be watched - Those people have never even seen an episode, and most likely have only seen "Nutshack Edits" on Youtube, which consist of people dubbing over the theme song with memes and other nonsense.

The Nutshack, as a TV show, is no better and no worse than modern Family Guy. The animation is what you'd expect from today's adult cartoons, and the humor isn't nearly as raunchy as South Park's.

Is it good? Depends on who you ask. I'd say it's worth watching after smoking a reefer, whether you'd enjoy it or not - You're high, anything's funny while high.

Guy 1: Have you heard of The Nutshack?
Guy 2: TITO, DICK "DICKMAN," BABY!
Guy 1: ...I guess that means yes.

The Nutshack by lmperfect November 6, 2016

Nuttier than a fruitcake 

A euphemism for bat shit crazy.

My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!

Nuttier than a fruitcake by Carly Wild May 7, 2010

Nutters 

Short shorts worn so high that the testicles or "nuts" are actually exposed. Made famous by NBA superstar John Stockton, who wore them every game of his career.

John Stockton was sporting his nutters quite well during the game today, although his testicles were quite mis-shapen and sickening. It truly is a good thing that Karl Malone chose to go with the nutters tonight or else all focus would have been placed squarely on the swollen nuts of John Stockton and his blatent dis-reguard for public nudity laws...and maybe even Jeff "Horny" Hornacek

Nutters by Big Doggy Jizzle December 28, 2005

Nuttin' 

= Nothing. Just funnier, especially in certain contexts.

Person: Hey there, whatcha doing?
Gay person: Oh, nuttin' (if you know what I mean...)
Person: I know what you mean; you mean you're not doing anything.

Nuttin' by Pigulim February 8, 2009

A kick in the nuts 

When a girl is mad at you and she swings her foot in-between your legs and a Sharp pain shoots up from your testicles to you stomach making you feel like your going to throw up, you feel like getting up and kicking her and breaking her vagina bone just so she can feel the same pain, but because of the abnormally large pain stops you from moving.( some side effects may be crying, blowing chunkes, rage, and reduced spurm count.

A kick in the nuts happens to every guy least once.

A kick in the nuts by Zman36000 November 18, 2010

nutburst

the yellowish red ooze that comes out when a person's nuts are crushed/splattered in such a way that the pressure from the inside causes the scrotum to rupture

when tom's nuts were bashed with a sledgehammer, his nutburst splattered all over the walls

nutburst by ace&jim February 23, 2008