New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022

New World Disorder

Conspiracy of a secret society of the world’s most richest and powerful. They seek to dramatically reduce world population and destroy freedom and justice and rights for all human beings. They seek to degrade and dumb down society and take away peoples liberties without people even realizing it. They are Satanists and devote their lives to evil and control. It is integrated in their secret satanic religion. They want full control over all other humans and a one world government which they will control like a puppet master. They seek to pacify people and keep them brainwashed and asleep. See: sheeple

Currently, All of the peoples of the World are asleep and living within a Matrix that is called the New World Disorder.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 21, 2021

New Kyrsa

In Deepwoken, New Kyrsa refers to The sleeping city located deep in the second layer, below the Eternal Gale, where the kyrsgarde race lays trapped in an endless time loop after being brainwashed by the presence of the Drowned God Ethiron, who is trying to bring his avatar into existence, and with it himself.

guy 1: hey wanna run floor 2

guy 2: sure I need some Kyrsan medallions anyways

guy 3: I'll tag along because why not

20 minutes later, after defeating Chaser, activating all 5 beacons located in New Kyrsa and defeating the Scion of Ethiron

guy 1: I got a Gran Sudaruska and 17 medallions

guy 2: I got 21 medallions and an Ignition Deepcrusher

guy 3: I got wiped to the kyrsgarde infinite combo at the end

by google en passant May 24, 2023

New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.

A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.

by ABower May 14, 2018

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016