brina's manged monkey 

The tastiest of manged monkeys. No other manged monkey compares to the mangeus monkeus el brinias. Please see manged monkey

After his cigar and brandy, he yelled bring me my brina's manged monkey.

brina's manged monkey by CT January 1, 2005

the evil monkey in my closet 

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.

the evil monkey in my closet by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003

The One Eyed Monkey

Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.

My And My Dylan Flanagan Josh Arista And Pat Oliver Have Done The One Eyed Monkey Have You?

The One Eyed Monkey by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 2, 2009

the monkey dance 

one ore more of the following, poop throw, banana peal, armpit scratch, while dancing to the song snap your fingers by Lil Jon ft E40 and Sean Paul... created on the way home from Charlavoix with dmac.

how to do the monkey dance: to the lyrics:Snap your fingers! banana peal, Do ya step! armpit scratch, You can do it all by yoself, poop throw, Lemme see you do it, Ay!

the monkey dance by thomasss July 21, 2006

Cyan_monkey01_vr

He has no dad only plays gorilla tag and has brought in his name he has no friends go kill this guy

Cyan_monkey01_vr is trash

Cyan_monkey01_vr by Halo_vr April 16, 2022

The Ol' Monkey Claw 

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

The Ol' Monkey Claw by Sam February 26, 2005

milking the spunk monkey 

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

milking the spunk monkey by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008