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Time travel 

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

Timeflea 

an actual child molester and boyfriend of an autistic 21 year old man.
Calls himself a game developer yet cant even make a simple back sprite :kek:
literally a flea cuz he annoys humans like fleas annoy dogs.
Random Guy: Hey have you seen that new pbb game? Its made by Timeflea!!
Random Guy 2: Ugh! Im reporting it, I wont play a game labelled by the name of timeflea. What a disgusting human being.
Timeflea by yournanscousin April 29, 2021

time rocket

Discovered by an adorable big kid who loves dogs and memes.....he also happens to be very wealthy. His name is Leon Noel Kusm- he is an E-God.... THE BEST OF THE BEST !!! He should be everyone’s idol.
Time Rocket 🚀 It is used for time travel, to promote growth for the greater good of mankind.
time rocket by Faithful777 May 1, 2021

Time Zonist 

A Time zonist is a person that holds what time zone you are in against you.
Hey the boss is a Time Zonist he doesn't like people from other time zones.
Time Zonist by brgiad May 17, 2021
the thing that goes lightspeed when we play but slows down to the speed of a turtle when we hate the event happening such as school
uugh why is time go brrr when i play minecraft!
Tiesfnytonyoutube a very strong famous man that gets all the ladies
Random Hot Chick WOAH is that “ties”

Ties Hey shawty lemme fuck yo pussy rq
Ties by Tiesfn261 June 3, 2021