Run n nut

When a male runs up to an unexpexting person and ejaculates onto them, then runs away.

Todd-"Logan ran up and came all over Mary"
Mark-"He just did a Run n nut"

by Gila guy June 11, 2016

no nut jeans

When a man where's skinny jeans and there's no way his nuts can breathe.

Johnny looked like he was uncomfortable in his no nut jeans.

by Worksucks20 November 7, 2014

Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

triple decker nut sammy

a sandwhich that is like 3 peanut butter sandwiches stacked on top of eachother
(bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread)

i might have to do a triple decker nut sammy today

by lickz May 12, 2025

No Nut November

A challenge where one must not achieve an orgasm (nutting) the entire month of November. The rules are simple

1. from 12:00 AM on November 1st to 11:59 PM on November 30th, you may not nut. Whether it be from masturbation or sex does not matter. Once you nut, you are disqualified.
2. Only one wet dream is allowed, and is the only exception to the no nutting rule
3. Free nut coupons do not exist and anyone who uses one is disqualified
4. You are allowed to watch porn and participate in edging, just as long as you do not orgasm.

Those who succeed are allowed to participate in destroy dick december or ddd

If you’re reading about no nut november you probably already failed. Wash your hands.

by kitloin November 2, 2021

Nuts

2 this that humans and animals have. They hold poop and memory and they can be very hairy

When i was alone i played with my cats nuts. I whip my nuts back and forth

by Runnieshitzzs May 2, 2020

Deez Nut's

Having my dicks nuts sag over your mouth lmao

deez nut's

by EEFUS EEF January 30, 2022