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Browning

A scheme using the internet to shit on a person or business out of malice or spite. Similar to a simple smearing, but involving greater organization and falsehoods to most harm a reputation. particularly popular among Karen and other "let me talk to the manager" types.
She received cold french fries at the restaurant so she and her friends began browning the establishment by posting reviews claiming rat infestation and human trafficking.
by April's Raven August 27, 2021
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brown mode

brown mode | \ ˈbrau̇n ˈmōd\

Definition of brown mode:

: a 21th century philosophical movement that embraces the non-competitive bodybuilding lifestyle as well as other various activities such as enjoying prime ribeye steaks, collecting guns, moving to south Florida and gardening. (also known as "browning it out")
Ethan: "Hey, what's Matt been up to lately? How's he doing?"

Mike: "He's not too bad. He got a Ferrari and moved off to South Florida to be a non-competitive bodybuilder. He's living in total 'brown mode'. He's just 'browning it out'."

Matt: "Hey ladies, who wants tickets to the gun show!?"
by MisterMan7 August 27, 2021
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chris brown

person1: i wish i was chris brown. person2: wake up chris breezy 😎🛐
by rahhhhhmyg August 27, 2021
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Brown Boxed

When you are having a MFF threesome and the two females are lesbian and bang you.
Hey Billy, are you gonna get brown boxed by Tina and Lisa today?
by 69macaroni August 30, 2021
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Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation
Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
by Pear6 June 23, 2021
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This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
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Brown Whitney

It’s when she’s doggy style and he rams it in her butt so hard she hits the high notes
Dude, I did the brown Whitney on her, and I swear it was like Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard when she hit the high notes.
by Buttstufd4life July 3, 2021
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