penis

what i put in your mom

“dude what did u do last night?”
“just penis hbu”
“DUDE WHAT TF”
“what? it was a good night
i’m your step dad “

by chkoe June 28, 2021

Penis

The largest oart of my body.

My penis is huge

by hshsjsjjsjsjjsjspenis May 01, 2021

Penis

Bananas that taste even better suck em and are even found going on men’s crotches

Ooh so u have a penis NOM NOM NOM
ooooh she sucks bananas

one word squidward testiculars

NOM NOM NOM that was delicious

by December 14, 2020

penis

A thing that gets hard when aroused.

Me: I'm tired of my penis getting hard!

by TVking April 17, 2019

Penis

The male mist favourite toy in the world

What where you doing last night

You now playing with my penis

by Rupert Purnell November 03, 2021

Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small

Wow! Look at that small Penis!

by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 23, 2021

Penis

The most important part of a man. It allows you to ram a girl so hard it gets her pussy super wet and filled with cum. When using this amazing organ, the girl is constantly screaming "HARDER, HARDER, RIGHT THERE DADDY.".

You and a random girl get super drunk and you are so ready to get busy right there on the bar counter, in front of everyone. Everyone starts cheering so she can be rammed harder and faster with your OG MUDBONE 14 inch Penis.

by Evan Dong has a long slong October 23, 2019