Monkey Pouch 

1.Can be used in many situations as an insult. Not very dirty or vulgar but gets the point across.
2.Also can be used as a substitute of vagina. Can even be used around kids.
3.In very rare cases a purse like object used by monkeys to store food and such.

1.drunk guy 1 "man i don't wanna do 12 shots in a row"

drunk guy 2 "quit being a monkey pouch and grow a pair"

2. *lady bends over to grab something

guy "yo i just saw her monkey pouch!"

3. "i just saw a monkey carrying a pouch....a monkey pouch?"

Monkey Pouch by creepy eye clown July 7, 2011

Monkey puncher 

Someone who looses at all contests and give-aways

I'll never win sxephil's give-aways because I'm a monkey puncher!

Monkey puncher by Buttface65436 August 5, 2011

Foz-monkey 

A weird looking person who spends most of his time looking for bats. see, Bat.

Foz-monkey, calm down you agro cunt.

Foz-monkey by rorkus February 20, 2003

Vocab Monkey 

Abbreviation of Vocabulary Monkey.
A little monkey that steals things like money, gum, shoes, and etc. especially loves to steal vocab. books. Hence the name Vocab Monkey. Once the item is stolen it tends to be placed in their territory so beware.

Katrina fulminated at the Vocab Monkey because it stole her shoe.

Vocab Monkey by Jess October 20, 2003

uber monkey 

one who is being an entirely reprehensible person. someone who resorts back to their primal instincts i.e. "monkeys".

1.) Jeff totally ripped her school book in half. UBER MONKEY!!!!

uber monkey by apryllake January 15, 2008

Mad Monkey 

When you fist someone while that person is taking a shit.

"Dude, this big black dude named Sue gave me the worst mad monkey in jail; I couldn't shit for 4 days."

Mad Monkey by teenage mutant ninja asscheeks July 28, 2009

smelly monkey 

A black persons who stinks

“Get away from me you smelly monkey”

smelly monkey by Moneytrip$ May 7, 2018