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fart in the middle of class

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work
by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021
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Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.
"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.
by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017
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Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level
Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally
by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024
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Lucky Fart

When you have pipe crack in your toilet, you have to fart on your money before you go to the casino.
Untill you can fart on the money bills those are going to be blessed with extra luck so you can play with them safely
with the wild shark slot machine game. And every time when you hit the free game you have to yell GEBO. Trust me, works every time.
Going to bless this stack with my Lucky Fart, because GEBO is life Gebo is love *farts luckily*
by GEBOO March 2, 2019
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Sex fart

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.
Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?
by mspoopypants April 26, 2017
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Farting Carrots

by Alauahio March 17, 2023
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Fart

Stanky gas you pass from your ass or if you're a woman, it can come out of the vagina.
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022
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