squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in

Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.

by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019

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Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!

by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022

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expanding cunt

1. a cunt that expands when it has a baby coming out of it
2. a cunt that expands when an overly large penis is inserted
3. a cunt that expands with a full packet of custard creams 'up there'

look at that expanding cunt, you cunt muffin crack whore. i'm gonna pop a cap in his expanding cunt ass

by room a February 22, 2009

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Cunt

When a place your staying at is extremely luxurious or booghy or expensive and only higher class women attend .

That rooms in that resort were so cunt they even had chocolates and champagne complimentary on the house. That car she was driving was so cunt . It had black leather interior with plush everything it even had massage chairs in the passenger seats .

by 818King February 24, 2025

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Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular

Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!

by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024

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