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Urban dictionary

Your in the fucking website you peace of shit, search something up you nipple.
Guy: u used the urban dictionary yet bob?

Bob: everyone has you fucking slow ass bum
by Phonykingmojo March 9, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A website that allows you to type anything you want INSTEAD of a word definition and they won't care and everyone else will find it funny because they know you could always use a different dictionary or, you know, an actual dictionary.
QToons: GUYS ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY THEY GOT WEEABOO WRONG
by Nitric_Acidd December 26, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A place where it's supposedly be a dictionary made by it's users, which has now devolved into a place where people rant about people and make definitions that isn't even the real meaning.
in short, urban dictionary is when wikipedia and the internet has a baby.
A : so... i searched up the word chair... what i got was not a chair rather a sexual definition...
B : Urban Dictionary ain't it?
by AccountForCommenting October 5, 2022
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urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
by Masta-DD May 2, 2008
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where everything has to be gross, sexual, weird, etc etc.
Has words that may or may not even exist
Heck, I don’t know what to put here anymore
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Person: Urban Dic-seption (r smth idk)
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

The dictionary where a bunch of self conscience 15 year olds gather to make every word about sex.

: The dictionary that is a joke based on even the most ludicrous definitions and words getting approved
Urban Dictionary said that "Butt Fuck Egypt" means really far.
by IndianBoi September 27, 2017
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Urban (Bus) Killer

All of those people who post long, self-riotous actual definitions of derogatory, intimate, or touchy terms.

They destroy the humor by admonishing slang term and disses which are awesome with things we all know already, or will look up in the actual dictionary of needed.

The term is from Urban (or street/slang) (Bus) the vehicle which holds the kids who use most of the terms, and Killer, the teacher on the bus who scolds the kids for the jokes.
Urban (Bus) Killer: "Fag is a derogatory term used typically by middle schoolers for homosexuals. Homosexuals are not funny or to be talked down about, they are humans like like you and me..." and on for another page.
Me: "Scat eating bitch! *scroll and read next one, "Fag is another term for man who thinks shit is candy and keeps trying to suck on your ass to get some." "Ha, that's a new one."
by FaqBasher January 13, 2022
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