a browning moment

The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.

As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.

by dsmartas January 28, 2020

Linda Brown

best story game ever

i will see more about linda and bruno if theres is part 2

I am just playing Linda Brown Game here

by Bak Hyemi September 15, 2022

Brown Doggin’

to analy penetrate while an excessive amount of fecal matter coats the partners penis.

Verb.

Dude were you and heather doing anal? What? Dude no…. We were just brown doggin’
Ohh okay gotcha

by Heather Cronwall January 22, 2022

Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Brown Finale

A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.

Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”

by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019

Brown Sugar

The nasal consumption of cocaine from within a females anal cavity.

If I had a week to live, I would want nothing more than to skydive while consuming brown sugar.

by Emily Willihnganz October 28, 2021