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Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
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Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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Doo doo nigga fart sex

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex
Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex
by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025
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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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Giga Nigga Fart Shit

When a very black nigga takes a massive shit that breaks the sound barrier and breaks the plumbing within the tristate or within a 67 mile radius.
Jamal took a giga nigga fart shit harming the 6-7 masons with ice cream shorts and ice cream haircuts.
by Big Dick Randy touching adults October 27, 2025
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Penis butthole vagina fart

Something you say when you're extremely really fucking bored with your partner or friend
by Hamburgerman69420 October 29, 2025
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converse stabilizer for the multidimensional purse aliens; understands the void realm. deviates never from Satanship

thinks Heaven's for snatch riders and flame retardant dreamers; waits for the living to have upflow or drip to protect aimless behavior for non self idealized and idolized toilet citizens
The convergence of multidimensional purse aliens was too high so the big purse toys transformed themselves into zero dimensional fart sniffer meats.
by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025
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