DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke

Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

Double Dub

A synonym for a win-win scenario

"That's a win-win." "Nah bro, it's a double dub!"

by FlatStanLEE April 29, 2024

double shower

When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids

Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.

by legendsword2 September 5, 2016

Double Run of Three

Two consecutive sequences of three cards in the game of Cribbage, minimum of eight points scored.

"Six, Six, Seven, Eight" Double run of three for eight, and fifteen for two.

by lowbrassdude18 September 12, 2025

Double dog

When a friend agrees to party, or get on some games with the boys, and then never shows up or turns into a ghost.

"Damn Tristan said he would get on some age of empires 2 with us tonight, and he got drunk with fat Justin instead, that double dog mother fucker."

by Greer Schantz May 4, 2025

Double Cream

the deposit of two loads after tag teaming.

We double creamed that girl last night

by Dave_Das September 18, 2017

Double Diggler

The female act of vigorously stroking two penises simultaneously.

Suzanne did the Double Diggler on her boyfriend and his roommate last night!!!

by LeeLee2976 December 7, 2024