by Watching you always July 12, 2022

A dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has fucked a vegetable once or twice.
by Notadirtycrouton123 August 13, 2016

by Biggest Sosa May 1, 2023

When you stroke you're pet shrimp up and down ur rectum until the shrimp crawls deep into you're pee pee hole and lays eggs
by Big boy fionn May 4, 2020

by Ketboy 3000 November 27, 2019

When you drink Cristal 1996 on your 200ft yacht while throwing pre-licked lobsters at the surrounding peasants in their small day cruisers.. #DirtyRikter
by StompaWesenlund007 November 14, 2020

When you string a girl along and take advantage of her vulnerability and trust to try and get with her. You basically pretend to be her friend in the hope that she'll put out.
Bro 1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick from college?"
Bro 2: "Ha, pulled a Dirty Siara on her"
Bro 1: "Oof, that's cold."
Bro 2: "Ha, pulled a Dirty Siara on her"
Bro 1: "Oof, that's cold."
by BossBitchAvery June 9, 2020
