Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer June 8, 2018

big red guitar

Kenan’s guitar, also know as claire. The guitar is big and red. Not bright neon, but more like the color of the sunset. < ( reference from the hunger games )

Kenan’s big red guitar is sexy.

by Colby brock12322 June 11, 2018

Reds

Menstruation period. When a girl is experiencing her menstruation period .

Boy : hey, wanna come see me Tonight?
Girl : nah, I'm on my reds , unless you don't mind 😊

by Phatbooty June 11, 2018

100 lb sack of red russets

What is dropped on evil people by God, not Satan who has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's God, but the real God. Usually happens during the time of Revelation.

Keep on decieving people and you'll get a 100 lb sack of red russets.

by LittleLamb777 June 11, 2018

Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

by repetitivedango February 25, 2023

Big Baby Red

A highly derogatory term coined by AceFuzzLord to be used against big tech corporations and their related products which value profit above everything else. Companies like google, microsoft, nintendo, etcetera. Can apply to any tech company or any of their products you feel is deserving of the term. Big Baby Red must be put before the company or their product mentioned, although capitalization of any letters is optional, following regular rules of how sentences work in English.

1: Did you hear about the upcoming new youtube update that literally nobody with a brain supports?

2: No, but it sounds like a classic Big Baby Red youtube move. I heard Big Baby Red google is planning on replacing their traditional search engine with ai search instead. How retarded can you be?

1: I don't know. I don't work for them.

by AcePunkBeaver March 1, 2023

Mixing red and white

When you mix 2 colours together.

Mixing red and white makes pink.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023