crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.

"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"

by Emerald <3 December 11, 2022

fart

an explosion between the legs that is dropped by a bomber jet and Ur bowels

i just exploded my bowels and my fart smells

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020

shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

fart

a bloodly stinking peice of crap

my cat did a big fat fart

by erfghjkkugyjhhj, March 29, 2021

Fart

Smelly gas coming from your butthole

Anna accidentaly farted in the classroom and it was so smelly

by your local freak May 1, 2022

sissy fart

The act of a homosexual ejaculating in another man’s anus and watches the sissy fart

“Bend over John, let me watch that sissy fart”

by WilloLar January 14, 2025