double shower

When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids

Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.

by legendsword2 September 5, 2016

Double Dub

A synonym for a win-win scenario

"That's a win-win." "Nah bro, it's a double dub!"

by FlatStanLEE April 29, 2024

Double Diggler

The female act of vigorously stroking two penises simultaneously.

Suzanne did the Double Diggler on her boyfriend and his roommate last night!!!

by LeeLee2976 December 7, 2024

double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.

Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"

by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013

Double Ended Cunt Snake

A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing

Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself

by Ginger man842 June 1, 2023

Double dog

When a friend agrees to party, or get on some games with the boys, and then never shows up or turns into a ghost.

"Damn Tristan said he would get on some age of empires 2 with us tonight, and he got drunk with fat Justin instead, that double dog mother fucker."

by Greer Schantz May 4, 2025

Double standard

Something that helps one person or group out and not another.

The reptilian boy girl was always listenened to by others when she described who she did feel comfortable around and didn't feel comfortable around, yet nobody else was listened to as to whether they felt comfortable around her. People gave her a benefit of the doubt males wouldn't get because she was female, and she capitalized on it, she played them with it. It was a double standard feminists would never mention, since they don't mention any that don't make themselves look disadvantaged and good at the same time in the public eye.

by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021