Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.

Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"

by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023

are you going to do me some?

Are you going to fight me about it?

She told me “are you going to do me some?” So we’re handling it after school in the courtyard.

by Murda187 March 17, 2022

《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Vacuum《¤》Abrasions《¤》

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《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Vacuum《¤》Abrasions《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

doing single

"Doing single" is a term most people with social media know. It means that you can post a picture saying, "I'm single, date me" on like snapchat or something, or if someone asks you if you are single, you can say yes. If you are currently talking to someone, but you aren't cuffed, the person you're talking to might get angry if you're still doing single.

Joe: damn sexy , you single?
Stephanie: yupp
(Stephanie is doing single.)

by Jillumantii June 13, 2017

do not get cheesed

Famous term used by the world's best bowser, LeoN

LeoN jumped from the ledge, he warned you earlier, "Do not get cheesed"

by W1LFRD May 17, 2021

Do a barrel roll

Something everyone in school types in to the google search bar at least once

Trevor: Hey man, type Do a barrel roll into the Google search bar
Steve: Why?..
Trevor: Just do it.
Steve: Oh, that’s why. Haha

by Trev de Dev December 26, 2019

why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021