Brown glitter

The brown spackle left on the sides of the toilet bowl after a violent shat.

That Karen left some brown glitter for you to scrub.

by Long Shlong 68 May 11, 2020

Cleveland Brown-ing

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.

"Honey, why is the neighbor on the roof again?"
"Its fine, he's just Cleveland Brown-ing again"

by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019

brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.

« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »

by miseryboy August 8, 2024

Daniel Lockton-Brown

A spaztic who would stick by your side no matter what. Someone who will treat you like family as long as you do the same to him. Someone used to be shaped like a boulder but now looks like a fucking twig but still has the strength of Tyson-fucking-Fury. Someone who will fuck you up if he has to but is also a 2 year old toddler by heart

Daniel Lockton-Brown is a fucking bitch but we still love him (no homo)

by Your nan is an LED lightbulb October 25, 2020

Brown-Squad

; group of photogenic Desi girls who get together almost every day of the week just to talk shit about everybody in town
; group of Desi girls who reject plans of others, but not their squads

; group of Desi girls who have code names for every human to walk across the earth, not even ones grandmother is safe

other words: clique, groupie, taliban

"I can't believe you got over 100 likes on that Instagram photo, you must be a Brown-Squad"
"Dude get off of Snapchat for a minute, don't be like Brown-Squad!"

by anonymousling October 7, 2016

Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 12, 2024

Cootie Brown

Term used for being hot as hell.

Fred: Man, it's hotter than Cootie Brown out here!

Barbette: You're telling me!

by JarrusAeterna November 13, 2011