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Dee's Big Nuts

Deez Big Nuts is a book made by mark thunder, and is debatably the best book in the world
iTomFoolery: Story time with iTomFoolery Presents. Dee's Big Nuts
SpeedMcQueen: WHAT DUH FUCK?
by Tedstr July 11, 2025
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Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.
"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"
by PTX2 October 24, 2019
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Deez Nuts

A term for DeDeDe-DeNutauis. This term will refer to as YOUR MOM. And if somebody says "Deez" it will mean they are most likely going to say that.
"Deez." "Deez what?" "DEEZ NUTS HA GOT EM!"
by YourMomAt3AM March 10, 2022
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Nut-shell

When you nut off a high place, such as a balcony, onto unsuspecting passer-bys beneath
Jack : " ew what just fell on my head?! bird shit???"
Matt : " no silly, it was a nut-shell"
Jake : " lets stop walking past james simpsons house, he keeps dropping nut-shells on us"
by Kat street March 8, 2022
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a weird nut

When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.
Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.
by Nsteezie November 5, 2019
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beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
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being a nut

being a nut means being a meat rider
by alston123456 May 4, 2023
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