Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

by SquirrelPimp March 27, 2014

Pimp nuts

My baby momma could not get enough of the pimp nuts, so I told her I loved her.

My girl appreciated me for my pimp nuts.

by Pimpismhistorian April 09, 2019

Big dees nuts

The biggest of nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts

by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022

Bust her nut

To be the first person to anally penetrate your girlfriend

Eh mate, guess what? Lindsey let me bust her nut last nite ,it was as tight as a mouses ear

by Noggin the nog March 19, 2018

Mai nuts

Squishy things

These are Mai nuts

by Bigggie bawls February 27, 2021

Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.

Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.

by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022