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Kotal queef 

When you and your girlfriend and playing mortal kombat 11 no other game and you use kotal khan and she used jade you only use the move kotal quake repeatedly until she gives up the sheet moaning of here losing should turn you on after she loses she will see your dick starting to get hard so then she rips off all her cloths and rips yours off jumps as high as she can with you still laying on the couch and spreads he legs into the splits mid air and lands on your cock making it a fatality for her vigina and your balls making it a kotal queef
Me and your girlfriend were getting it on so I put on mortal kombat and she tried fucking me so I did the only logical thing which was give her the biggest kotal queef I could
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Cthulhu Queef 

A fat bitch who makes all you favorite characters homophobic
Everyone making homophobic Jean Gray Tik Toks like they’re Cthulhu Queef
Cthulhu Queef by Homo-Erectus June 22, 2021

Cthulhu_queef 

A Cthulhu_Queef is someone who makes comic characters homophobic even if that character has no homophobic history. Most Cthulhu_Queefs are also hunters who have been killing deers since they were 9
All queefs hate a character named Jean grey
Cthulhu_Queef is very funny but not as funny as e2le
Cthulhu_queef by E2le June 22, 2021

cthulhu_queef 

cthulhu_queef is one of the best comic tik tokers to ever exist

creator of homophobic!jean grey
cthulhu_queef carries comic tik tok
cthulhu_queef by mfan123 June 22, 2021

Dairy Queef 

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!
"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "
Dairy Queef by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

royal queef 

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet
Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
Shell-Queef by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021