Reptar Dick

When ones genitals are chaffed and dry from excessive masturbation and or itching.

"Hey babe, how's your balls?
Not good babe, I got some serious reptar dick going on down there.

by Tylahhhhhh January 5, 2017

back-dicking

To play games
To take advantage
To undermine

To cheat
To fuck around
To make crass sexually provocative overtures within hearing distance yet not within sight of an individual for the sake of intimidation

During my presentation, my coworker back-dicked me by whispering crass comments into my ear. I returned the favor by back-dicking his wife. He blackmailed me proving his back-dickability was better than mine. I now give him my lunch money everyday before work. I see a proper back-dickin in his future.

by Crasstopher January 15, 2017

Dick Sniff

When you swallow somebody's cum and sneeze it out of your nose and snort it back up into your nose

She dick sniffed in the church confessional

by Mikhail Newberg January 18, 2017

dick sprinkles

When your oenis has black man freckles, when your white.

Hey Aric, those are some nice dick sprinkles ya got there

by KnivinIVAN January 20, 2017

turnip dick

a male with half a chode

shut up turnip dick

by pugweenee February 4, 2017

dick truck

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.

It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.

by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017

Dick destroyer

A dick destroyer is a thot who is especially adept at fucking people until they can't walk and she is can fit a watermelon up there

Yo karen is a fucking dick destroyer

by Potato64g9 January 8, 2020