Dick Snorkel

Is when a female is blowing a man; she holds his dick pointed upwards as she places his balls in her mouth. Thus, creating a dick snorkel.
Yo dude, last night my wife was giving me a blow j with goggles on. I told her to hold my dick upwards and to suck on my balls. She was ready yo go swimming, she had on a dick snorkel.
by Stankowski November 9, 2017
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Dick Roll'd

Similar to being "Rick Roll'd," except when someone sends you a link to pornography instead of what you're looking for. This phrase originated on mylazysundays.com
HAHA! you just got Dick Roll'd, sucka!
by Lil Wayng September 24, 2011
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dougs dick

Really fucking smelly. Doug’s dick is way below average with long cheesy pubes
Hey Doug! Fuck you and your cheesy little dick. Dougs dick sucks
by Maiya johnzyn 69 May 17, 2022
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Shit-Dick

One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.
"Shut the fuck up, shit-dick!"
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Piggy-Dick

To carry ones self in an overly horny and aggressive manor. To behave as a little piggy would, communicating by squealing and snarfing down troughs of food.
“Whats wrong with Logan? He’s being a little Piggy-Dick”

“Hey Piggy-Dick get off my lawn

“Eww look at that naked guy squealing.. what a Piggy-Dick”
by PiggyPete October 15, 2020
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urban dicking

When you're completely bored out of your mind and have nothing else to do but read through urban dictionary.
Jim: what are you doing tonight Suzie?

Suzie: Nothing I am so fucking bored I will probably just be urban dicking all night.
by SuzzieQQ December 9, 2013
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