penis

something between a mans legs

hey! how are you, how bigs your penis?

its big! took some viagra.

by urgreatgrampassister August 18, 2021

penis

a small penis that men wish was bigger

man 1 my penis is small

by anonymous January 9, 2021

penis

penis is something that women dont have

My girlfriend does not have a penis

by pontadact February 5, 2019

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 24, 2008

penis

that pet hot dog that for some reason all males have

his pet, Penis, that poor hot dog must've been a reject

by big shmoney November 18, 2019

penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis

“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”

by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021

Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025