Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

Houghton Brown

Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn

She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Henry brown

Someone who takes it up the bum

*does something camp*
“You’re such a henry brown”

by Living bunny August 10, 2021

Wet Brown

When you use a loogie as lube during anal sex.

Shortie screams like a banshee when I give her the wet brown.

by Uncle Brown 242 March 9, 2025

Brown Welch

Where you shove a taco up your ass and shit it out. Then proceed to eat it

Have you ever tried brown welching? Its pretty great!!

by RandomPerspn400 August 6, 2019

southern brown eye

Another name for the butt hole

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.

by YD724 May 9, 2025

parker brown

Parker brown is the best student ever and he is so cool!

Parker brown is a human being just like you and he is a student and this can help you to know who the coolest student is

by Unknown (def not Parker) February 24, 2022