The monkey

The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale

The monkey is unlove like normal

by Gaymur September 23, 2019

Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.

Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.

by Baddibixch September 27, 2019

dub monkey

that one kid that is too much of a dumbass to read the subtitles

Friend : Why do you watch anime dubbed its so bad.
Other friend : Because!!I 1don't wanna read subtitles that stupiddddddd!!!!!! Im trying to enjoy the showawwdwas1ww!!12112!!1w not go to school!!!!!!1
Friend : you're such a dub monkey

by kavvou September 28, 2019

uh oh monkey

the most angelic being you will ever see his sexiness radiates from your screen into your heart you wish you looked like him and was as funny he is so hot and his jawline will cut you in half

you: have you seen uh oh monkey

me: yes he’s hot as hell i might cry

by uhohmonkeyloverdontstealmyman September 29, 2019

Troll Monkey

What a mother calls her child(s) when they are out of control, or misbehaving.

Come over here you little troll monkey, pick up this mess you made.

by The Momma that knows October 8, 2019

Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.

Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies

by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019

Porch Monkey

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors

You Black Porch Monkey

by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017