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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.
Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?
by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019
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Monkey

by QsKBoT August 31, 2019
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!
There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!
by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019
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Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.
He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.
by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019
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Porch Monkey

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors
by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017
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