moop ass

a person that laughs at his own jokes, when the clearly are not funny at all!

Wow Preston is such a moop ass, what the hell was he talking about?

by nigga gus April 26, 2008

Hot Ass

A woman with an ass so hot, it can melt ice.

George: Dude, that woman has a hot ass.
Jim: Maybe if I take her ice fishing, I won't have to use my auger.

by Maryland Jaybird December 28, 2012

ass fluffer

n. Someone who keeps people's asses lubed while they wait to get fucked in them.

"My ass is getting dry. Get me an ass fluffer"

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

ass goblin

A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.

I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin

by mijam January 16, 2004

Ass Rug

A thick coat of hair on ones butt cheeks.

Bears have really big ass rugs

by sctso October 29, 2003

gay-ass

Anything, especially in relation to loopholes and constitutional law, that is any one or multiple of the following: stupid, unreasonable, unjust, overly specific, minute, ridiculous, absurd, pointless, crazy, irrational, illogical.

Bro, what the fuck is up with this "gay-ass" loophole. Totally not cool.

by legalsuperstar731 November 25, 2011

Faggot-Ass

an adjective used to describe someone or something unpleasent.

Jimmy: hey mike, did bryan pay you the money he owes you

Mike: That faggot-ass nigga aint pay my money YET

by Michael Williamson July 3, 2005