backstage bandit

n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.

"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"

by chamaeleon March 12, 2004

dirt smuggler

n.

Someone who illegally smuggles poo from another country.

"Check his bags. I've got the feeling he may be a dirt smuggler."

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

skid

n. 1. A person whose pettiness causes annoying and unnecessary problems.

2. Someone whose presence is undesirable.

"That guy is a fucking skid. I want him out of my house."

by chamaeleon March 12, 2004

goat boy

n. A sexually depraved male.

"Come to goat boy..."

by chamaeleon June 11, 2006

ass fluffer

n. Someone who keeps people's asses lubed while they wait to get fucked in them.

"My ass is getting dry. Get me an ass fluffer"

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

asian poutine

see bukkake.

"Britney came over last night and we gave her an asian poutine."

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004