Customer: this tastes like shit, waitress could u please ask the chef for another one?
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum
by Big Black Cunt April 10, 2023
Get the Cummug. by kabar6 August 4, 2022
Get the Cum Nailsmug. When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.
Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"
by American OG August 8, 2017
Get the South Jersey Cum Tossmug. Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.
by Im going to destroy your moms August 30, 2020
Get the Cum coatmug. by MydIcKHuRtS7!;&:&:;);&;:&: October 9, 2021
Get the Cummug. by maddy:D February 3, 2022
Get the cum to the rainmug. Person 1 " bro that girl is so hot"
Person 2 "nah don't fuck with her she's a cum Dumpster"
Person 1 "how?"
Person 2 " over 10 niggas have nutted in that hoe in a week"
Person 2 "nah don't fuck with her she's a cum Dumpster"
Person 1 "how?"
Person 2 " over 10 niggas have nutted in that hoe in a week"
by FatBumboMumbo May 24, 2018
Get the Cum Dumpstermug.