Mr Mitchell

A paedophilic teacher who looks at girls skirts because he’s a nonce

“Mr Mitchell was stroking Tracers hair yesterday” said Jim

by OneSn3akyBoi December 11, 2018

Mr. Freeze

Whilst receiving head in an automobile, in subzero temperature, instead of letting her swallow, you finish on her face and make her walk home

Subject 1: “I gave that bitch the Mr. Freeze and my kids froze on her face”
Subject 2: “Nice”

by Gigi Mani November 21, 2021

Mr. Freeze

If you live somewhere that gets below freezing and a guy busts his load on the girls face and then holds her out the window until the load freezes to her face. Then screaming in an Arnold Schwarzenengger voice, "Mr. Freeze!"

Last night my girl was giving me road head and I was finally able to do the Mr. Freeze to her!

by superstepdaddy January 20, 2025

Mr. Lian

Mr. Lian is the China boss. You do what Mr. Lian tells you. If you don't, he will give you a disapproving look. Hell, he might even ship you back to China. He is a cheap bastard. At all times he can be found sipping on booze and puffing on cigars. At the end of the day, he will either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

I went out to lunch with Mr. Lian today. Damn is he cheap. He stole toilet paper from the bathroom.

by jonjonpowchicken January 14, 2024

Mr. Groom

Coolest teacher you’ll ever meet. Doesn’t like when you wear hats and can get peeved pretty easily. but still all around a pretty chill teacher. he may try to trip you in the cafeteria but it’s all in good fun. might throw your phone but it’s okay. nice shoes, hair is always slicked to the right

Student: i have mr. groom next year

other student: you lucky son of a gun!! he’s the best

by N1ckyPoo69 December 06, 2021

Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.

Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"

by Anonymoose1010209391 June 20, 2023

Mr. Campos

A weird P.E. and music teacher who REALLY likes children, so much that he consistently touches them and gives them candy. STAY AWAY!

"did you hear about Mr. Campos touching that girl?"

by AudreyIsEMO May 05, 2022