2-Red

the most badass, beer-and-cheese-and-chess-consuming, good-music-lovin', "yes, concerts count as a hobby and sexual orientation" axis mundi of Northwestern University.

"Hey, we're going to hang out at 2-Red to have a kickass time."

2-Red by apocalypticblob August 13, 2007

Shorty Red 

Shorty Red is when you saying sombody looks good. They're sexy as hell! Unless you use shorty red for an ugly person, ugly and sexy dont mix.

When this celeb named Eva was little, she had bullies who kept saying she was ugly. So one day she was walking down the street in her 20s, and this guy calls out to her ''SHORTY RED!!'' Eva's friend just happened to come by and told her that meant she looked good. An exciting experience.. I guess

Shorty Red by Doodle B.xxx May 2, 2009

Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale 

A rare mythological feeling you get the day after consuming spagetti made with dave's insanity hot sauce while drinking rediculous amounts of bacardi.

Friend 1"Man how do feel after that crazy night yesterday? That spagetti was good wasn't it!" Friend 2"Well to put it bluntly I feel like the Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale!!!

Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale by fire spewer January 27, 2010

skittles and red bull 

something you cant live without. your life would never function without this. the only thing that keeps your life going.

"steven forrest is my skittles and red bull"

skittles and red bull by monkey8291 March 27, 2009

A Blood Red Sky 

A Blood Red Sky
Also known as, ABRS.
A next-to-nothing Maryland band. Formed by the scraps of In Dying Arms. They're all cocky as fuck, and really shouldnt be.
They are master auto-tuners, with a vocalist that is the biggest(literally)

douche you will ever meet. His name is Mikey "thunder thighs" Stevens. His voice makes you want to cover your ears in pain. Also,
they have 1 beefy guitarist, and a huge bassist who looks deformed. The

frizzy-haired drummer seems to like to use out-of-tune drums. He's been drumming for the long time of 15 months, and his skill level is very much consistent with his experience. Overall, ABRS is THE WORST hand-me-down "band" ever.

That band sucked. What an A Blood Red Sky.

A Blood Red Sky by mlerj November 3, 2009

C of Red 

A particularly heavy flow of blood and sex juices coming out of a woman after she has sex on her menstrual period! The C stands for C#nt. Particularly gross when the man does not know that the woman is on her menstrual period.

John had sex with Betty when aunt flow was visiting and there was a C of Red when he pulled out.

C of Red by youshouldnotdothat October 27, 2011

Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl. 

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job on a four wheeler. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl.

Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl. by fuckface mc douche May 18, 2008