dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

Ur mom gay

No u

Friend: ur mom gay
You: No u

by FUKYACHICKENSTRIPS April 11, 2019

ur mom

the hottest woman in the world

wow, ur mom is so hot.

by eminem69420 November 6, 2021

Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022

Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens

“Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock”

by BeSlamming November 12, 2023

Doing your mom

When a gamer doesn't have a comeback, they'll say they are doing it with your mom when they are not.

"Bro you're trash at this game"
"STFU, I'm doing your mom right now"

by SkinEater February 25, 2022

Emil's mom

Get the "frikort" from "Donken" and she will fulfill all of your dreams.

I have a "frikort" to Emil's mom, totally gonna use it tonight.

by Too cute emiritus June 6, 2017